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birb smoochies :3c
got elsa’s chocobro to lime green in one feeding with the recipe from this doc

birb smoochies :3c

got elsa’s chocobro to lime green in one feeding with the recipe from this doc

classy party with classy people in more donuts

thebrownhatter shenkena-ffxiv olivia-sen sundsted fedexpressionism

paranoodle:

one of the cats i used to have had an obsession with eating butterflies

paranoodle:

one of the cats i used to have had an obsession with eating butterflies

fedexpressionism:

Balmung friends,

I love you. Honestly. I love you guys.

Before I played FFXIV, I thought the classic MMO experience was lost to me. I’d never feel like I did playing Ragnarok Online, or Phantasy Star, or Vanilla WoW again, on a social level. You proved me wrong.

Thank you so much to the fifth ward of the Goblet for humoring me and helping the Ward 5 linkshell become a thing. Thank you, GOLD, for helping us put together so many things I don’t think I’d have done otherwise. Thank you, baby MONEY, for making me laugh on a daily basis. Thank you, Hush Cookies and Alex, for giving me my first group of Balmung friends and continuing to be mad friendly to this day, even though I was basically a stranger. Thank you, Ben and Meredith for being my 4-6am support group. Thank you, Louis for making me laugh harder than basically anyone ever has. Thank you, Tony for making me laugh even harder than that. Thank you, CASH4GOLD, specifically Nahallia Nerusia, Olivia Sen, Mister Eee, Shenkena Sen, Kosmos SSSsssfuckyourlastname, and Tony Perrone for seeing and pushing my lazy “raid leader” ass through Second Coil of Bahamut. Thank you, Sturm Brenner and Gucci Gucci BRANDON AND ASHLEIGH for continuing to stick with me no matter what kindsa fuckin drama comes up. And thank you, Sammi, for being the best new thing to happen to me in a long time. You’re the fucking best, ‘kay?

I love you guys, straight up. Here’s to another year.

rivenroad:

tinolqa:

pudgy-puk:

how kind of templeton to participate in tmi tuesday with the rest of us

templeton’s balls are the most important character in patch 2.35

fedexpressionism:

Name: Sturm Brenner
Real Name: Brandon
Age: 23 bara years old
Blood Type: Steak & Eggs
Hobbies: Eating eggs and only eggs
Job: CEO of Bingus Khan’s Dongolian Grill

Personal blog: sundsted

About:
The guild dad in name only. I have many nicknames: Bingdings, Bobo, Bingbong, Bingleswings, Beebleboob, Beebaw, Biprip, Bingus Khan and many more Gucci and Fedex can’t remember at the moment. My hobbies include playing video games and telling people nerds to eat my ass. If you ever need an average to mediocre tank to run anything drop me a line. ;0

❤ Why I Revere Gucci :
Sturm didn’t answer this so I assume his answer would be something like:
“I don’t.”

*All information in italics may or may not be true and should be taken with discretion. Sturm requested creative liberties at his own risk.

ashleigh these fuckign nicknames

shendralar:

birb

shendralar:

birb

I found heavy metal birb.